Wouldn't Rock With You Even If You Were An Archaeologist

Time to stop guessing.

Let’s Keep It Funky

Man, look… people out here wasting years on folks who already showed them they don’t care. Y’all be looking for mixed signals that don’t exist. If somebody’s into you, you gon’ know. If they ain’t, you gon’ feel it. Stop making excuses and face it.

Fellas, Let’s Talk Kitchens

Ladies, listen up. If a dude won’t let you in his kitchen—don’t want you cooking, don’t want you cleaning, don’t even want you rinsing a cup—that’s not a “quirk.” That’s him telling you, “You ain’t my lady.”

If you can’t touch his stove, you ain’t touching his future. A man that’s serious about you don’t care if you’re rearranging pots or seasoning chicken the “wrong” way. He’s happy you even in his space. But if you’re getting the “nah, don’t touch that” treatment, stop lying to yourself. You just passing time.

Now, if he ain’t got no kitchen—different situation. But if he do and you still locked out? Sis, you’re a visitor, not a resident.

Ladies, Stop Ignoring the Obvious

Now for the fellas. Bro, a woman that wants you ain’t gonna make you guess. Look at her actions:

Touch — If she never reaches for you, never brushes up against you, never initiates anything? She don’t want you. Women touch what they want.

Eyes — If she can’t look you in the face, she’s not locked in. A woman that wants you will damn near undress you with her eyes.

Smile — If you don’t put a smile on her face just by showing up, you ain’t the one she’s checking for.

Details — If she forgets everything you tell her, you’re background noise. A woman that’s into you will remember the smallest thing you said in passing.

If you’re not getting none of that, stop chasing. She’s just being nice ‘cause she don’t want to be mean.

Straight No Chaser

Listen… interest don’t hide. People let who they like into their world. If they ain’t letting you in, you’re not it. Simple.

Stop tricking yourself into playing house in somebody else’s waiting room. If they rock with you, you gon’ feel at home. If not? You’re wasting time you can’t get back.

Don’t be that dude—or that woman—still begging for crumbs when you could be at somebody else’s table eating good and healthy.